[Food] LUCKY KITCHEN in Northbridge not what I recommend (NO STAR)

INFORMATION		RATINGS
Date	25 June 2012	Customer Service
Location	Northbridge	Appearance	♥♥
Who served me	Early 20s male, others	Price	♥♥
Business Category	Food Restaurant, Chinese	Management	♥
		Overall
END NOTE
Do you know Uncle Billys Chinese Restaurant? If you live in Perth and go to northbridge often, then of course you do! Well this is not about them, this is about their neighboring competitor LUCKY KITCHEN (I do not have address or anything to link to since I CANNOT seem to find any info on them online - which was a shocker for me since you can practically find anything online nowadays especially companies). FOOD Fried tentacles squid: too big, tasteless, used the chilli oil to help eat it but still tasteless. Tea: thought they couldnt go wrong with this. Tasted woody and soapy. Rice: failed. Was too dry and a little uncooked. Wonton soup: soup was nice but the wonton had little to no meat inside. Tossed it out and drank the soup. I mainly brought the soup to wash dow all the oil. Sizzle beef: the only dish that did not fail. But quite oily. SERVICE Not good. Bad at English (which I usually forgive), but still below average service. When I got up to order Wonton soup, they were all eating dinner. After I ordered the soup, they decided to sit down for another 10 minutes to finish their dinner (I am a paying customer here!). The table was dirty with the main dishes so I signaled the woman/waitress to clear the table so that I can have clean table when having my Wonton soup - she nodded and walked away - never to be see again until she brought out my soup ---- and walked away empty handed with no cleaning dishes! OVERALL Would never ever ever never freaking definitely ever coming back! I felt so sick to the stomach with the food and service. I am telling you, WALK AWAY! YOURE HARD EARNED MONEY SHOULD NOT BE WASTED HERE

[OtherReview] Jenny Sherwood Massage Workshop ►ZERO STAR◄

Company	Jenny Sherwood Massage Workshop - South Perth
Name of person I dealed with	Jenny
Coupon	Scoopon: Brought a coupon $49 (usually $250) for half day massage workshop
Stars	ZERO

PRO:

• Would have been good chance to learn new things – but did not went so good

CON: Oh boy, where do I start?

• Class is packed, 30 people in small room on hot day to learn massage - Jenny sure did over crowded the classroom. Usually it would be 10 people per class, so that everyone can learn and have fair time - but no, Jenny packed 30 people in 1 class to get the job done faster - but that just lower quality indefinitely.
• She seemed pretty judgmental, did not make me feel good at all
• I called in 2 months before expiry date, only to be offered 2 different class timetable. She couldve have more classes opening since so many vouchers were sold for this but I guess that would've mean she took that extra step and it was obvious she did not want to take that step
• Her massage teaching was so so. She gave everyone a sheet of paper with basic  massage techniques (which I couldve googled but oh well, no biggie) then she showed us basic posture to help with our back (took 1 hour, if it was a smaller class of 10, it couldve taken half that time), she then got 2 massage table out and for next 2 hours we were to massage like 6 different people (wow, sweet [insert sarcastic tone here]) and at the end we massaged the person next to us for 15 minutes, and then I get my 15 minute massage. DONE!

CON 2: My friend's experience

• If everything is not bad enough, my friend purchased the same coupon but booked on different day than me.
• The coupon said must contact Jenny 3 days before it expires, and my friend contacted Jenny 1 whole month before it expired! Yet Jenny was all like "Sorry too late, no more class available" - does that sound fair? My friend paid for the coupon, contacted Jenny in fair time (1 month when only 3 days was necessary) only to be told that there are no more classes available? When she stood up for her right, Jenny said ok, she will do 1 class since so many people contacted in so late (?? - 1 month is not late, its just her not having more classes open. I contacted 2 months before and was offered only 2 class availability) jenny is willing to have 1 more class - at a price of $39 each from everyone --- thats right people, Jenny is saying to have 1 more class (when everyone are entitled to it) they need to pay her $39 extra (that is outside the $49 for the coupon deal at Scoopon).
• In total my friend (and the other poor unfortunate people of 15 or so) need to pay $49+$39 = $88 bucks, just cause little Jenny didnt want to accommodate everyone for the class availability. Talk about professionalism.

OVERALL:

Bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad x infinity. I would never want to return to see jenny's face again. The techniques she taught was so basic that I went home learning nothing new. I was not happy with Jenny's attitude, and she lacked professionalism. To make people pay extra $39 just because that contacted her "too late" (1 month ahead is not too late little princess) was very unfair. The worst part? She and her deal is back on scoopon, taking more people hard earn money - that just aint right. Please everyone, please stay away from Jenny and her Massage workshop located on Canning Highway. Please!!